Cape Breton's Malkie "The Animal" Woodland - DIRT
Malkie
"The Animal"
Woodland
I recently came across Youtuber Malcolm Woodland. Who? A cross eyed man with one eye and one brain cell. Quite possibly the most authentic IRL streamer I have come across in a long time. Cape Breton's own psychopath. Just see for yourself.....!!
When Malkie isn't causing chaos on Youtube, he works as a chimney man and apparently is horrible at his job. He also pretends he is a biker.
Malkie Woodland at work.
Malkster Relapse!
Malkie's Cat, Mookie, that has tried to escape multiple times, we are happy to announce he has finally escaped hell. Rumored to be somewhere in the Bahamas. Malkie is not happy....
FREEDOM FOR MOOKIE!
Do not let this man near your chimney.
An article I found which may explain the origins
of
"The Animal"
The Sydney man charged with beating a man with a baseball bat last week was in court Thursday morning. 30-year-old John Thomas Dermoddy was supposed to have a bail hearing. He is charged with assaulting a woman last month in an unconnected incident. But Dermoddy waived his right to the hearing in provincial court this morning. He will be back in court in two weeks. That's when he will also enter pleas on charges of assault, assault causing bodily harm and assault with a weapon. Dermoddy was arrested after a standoff with police in downtown Sydney last week. Police charged him after Malkie Woodland was viciously beaten with a baseball bat. Woodland was airlifted to Halifax, listed in serious condition.
HELL YEAH!!!
